What's the 2-1-1?

So colour me a copycat, but I saw this done elsewhere and decided to try it myself. We're all looking for answers in life, and despite what the billboard on the church lawn up the road said (some nonsense along the lines of "Google doesn't have all the answers." Really? Are you sure about that?), Google seems as good a place to search as anywhere else. I plugged in "Brad needs."

Here's what I learned:

Brad needs a pair of wrestling shoes.
Brad needs babies!
Brad needs to work on his self being.
Brad needs to perform on a raised platform.
Brad needs to get a little looser about scheduling stuff.
Brad needs transitional care in order to be trained to cope.
Brad needs botox.
Brad needs to be in a sorority because he’s a snippy little bitch.
BRAD NEEDS DISCIPLINE!
Brad needs to talk to someone knowledgable about his entire financial situation and then get recommendations that contain alternatives.
Brad needs his sleep but he helps when he can.
Brad needs a good Oscar winning role.
Brad needs to stay the hell out of her family business and worry about his own parents
Brad needs cheering up?
Brad needs to change his mantra from impeachment to prosecution.
Frankly, I think Brad needs his own show.
Brad needs to make more money.
Maybe Brad needs a little refresher course on the operating details of monetary policy in the last decade?
I think Brad needs to come to my house for a Final Fantasy showdown, that is if he isn't chicken.
Brad needs to stop thinking that he’s cool.
I think Brad needs a few more interests...or something...
Brad needs to get himself together and leave the vampire.
If you want to buy Brad alcohol, buy him a tall boy of 211. That is all Brad needs.
Brad needs some serious modifications to his educational setting.
Brad needs help.

I think the "tall boy" one is my favourite, although the one about the sorority is a close second. Other results are so terrifyingly true I can't even begin to comprehend it.

I think a lot about what I want (in fact, I believe as a Scorpio my 'purpose statement' or whatever you want to call it is 'I want' or 'I desire' - shocking, I know) but rarely think about what I need (which will henceforth be known to me as 'the 2-1-1') There was this song that I used to hear over and over back when I worked at Starbucks that I'm reminded of now. I can't remember what it's called or who sings it, but one of the lines was "all I want is everything." That sounds easier to me, since lately, if pressed for specifics, I don't fucking know what I want anymore. Except maybe being told what it is I need.

(Ever thorough, I also googled "I need" and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky button. I was brought to a weather site called DoINeedAJacket.com. If only there was a "DoINeed..." site for everything!)

I do know this much: I need my friends. I need my family. I need to stop overanalyzing and try to live in the moment. I need to improve my communication skills.

And the more I try to find it, the longer I wait for it to smack me upside the head and knock me senseless, the more I want it, the more I suspect that "all you need is love" is the truest statement ever uttered.

Yeah, pretty random, scatterbrained post, I know.